Common Questions: How Many Cats Do You Have?

For some reason, this question irks me no end. I know it is because, if I tell anywhere near the truth, my fear is that I will immediately be branded as insane. (Three people have given me Crazy Cat Lady Action Figures. This action figure has only six cats. What an amateur!)

I have solved the problem. Volunteer Dave Harper keeps the census, so all I have to say now, which really brands me as nuts, is, "I don't know." If you're going for crazy cat lady status, might as well go all the way.

Lilly Muse Derek

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